Tips for a happy life….

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water …..with whiskey
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar …..and sleep like a dog
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants….. u need to really search for it hard
4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy…..and don’t forget entertainment
5. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer…… never forget HOT yoga
6. Play more games….. with compatible and willing people .
7. Read more books than you did in 2008… start with Playboy.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day….and sin in silence for 1 minute
9. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile … at some pretty young things
Personality:
10. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment…..
11. Don’t over do. Keep your limits…..
12. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does…..
13. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip… try telling this to your wife
14. Dream more while you are awake….. its waste of time because you can’t dream with your eyes open
15. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need…. Not that damn cute lil thing…
16. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your resent happiness….. future is more horrifying…
17. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others…. Love all inspite of all creeds .. I did that and its fun
18. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present…. Remember peace forgets and war remembers
19. No one is in charge of your happiness except you……
20. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime…..
21. Smile and laugh more…. Better to smile when u r in company of opposite gender
22. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree…. This works only with wife none else…
Society:
23. Call your family often… and invite trouble
24. Each day give something good to others…. And don’t expect any damn thing
25. Forgive everyone for everything…. And don’t forget their names
26. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6…. And never play cricket with them
27. Try to make at least three people smile each day….. especially if they are of opposite gender